Knights of Patch Tuesday

For the monthly ritual of patching every server, workstation and appliance, then hoping they all come back.

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Physical coins and stickers are coming soon. Until then, you can email this coin for free.

Meaning

For the monthly ritual of patching every server, workstation and appliance, then hoping they all come back.

Design

Front (Obverse)

  • Top rim: KNIGHTS OF PATCH TUESDAY
  • Bottom rim: UPDATE & VULNERABILITY DIVISION
  • Center: A weary knight sits by a fire, sewing patch after patch onto armor that is now more patches than steel. A calendar on the tent wall shows the second Tuesday circled.

Back (Reverse)

A power-button seal with the inscription "RESTART REQUIRED".

Finish & Style

Antique bronze challenge coin, ~1.75" diameter, high-relief center scene, raised rim lettering, beaded outer edge. Matches the existing ITChallengeCoins series.

How to Earn It

  • Run a monthly patch cycle across your environment for 12 consecutive months.
  • Or respond to an emergency zero-day patch outside a maintenance window.
  • Or recover a system that didn't come back after a reboot.

Citation

For mending the armor month after month, so the realm stayed defended.

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