Knights of Patch Tuesday
For the monthly ritual of patching every server, workstation and appliance, then hoping they all come back.
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Meaning
For the monthly ritual of patching every server, workstation and appliance, then hoping they all come back.
Design
Front (Obverse)
- Top rim: KNIGHTS OF PATCH TUESDAY
- Bottom rim: UPDATE & VULNERABILITY DIVISION
- Center: A weary knight sits by a fire, sewing patch after patch onto armor that is now more patches than steel. A calendar on the tent wall shows the second Tuesday circled.
Back (Reverse)
A power-button seal with the inscription "RESTART REQUIRED".
Finish & Style
Antique bronze challenge coin, ~1.75" diameter, high-relief center scene, raised rim lettering, beaded outer edge. Matches the existing ITChallengeCoins series.
How to Earn It
- Run a monthly patch cycle across your environment for 12 consecutive months.
- Or respond to an emergency zero-day patch outside a maintenance window.
- Or recover a system that didn't come back after a reboot.
Citation
For mending the armor month after month, so the realm stayed defended.